1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
I... guess.

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Pft, no.

3) Do you believe in God?
Hmm. Not sure. As I see it, there's evidence both for and against.

4) Who did you say I Love You to last?
Josh


5) Do you regret it?
No, of course not.

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Extremely.

7) Have a best friend?
Close enough. I don't want to do that again.


8) Are you a male or female?
Female.

9) What is your relationship status.
Happily.... almost married. Or something.


10) How do you want to die?
I would very much like to be in the Yellowstone caldera when it erupts again. Assuming that happens in my life time. Failing that, well... as long as there's a volcano involved...

11) What did you last eat?
some kind of candy bar


12) Play any sports?
no


13) Do you bite your nails?
no

14) Do you have a lot of friends?
Not really. But that just means the ones I do have are more important to me.


15) Do you have an attitude?
I am slightly retarded.


16) Ever been arrested?
Not exactly.


17) What is your real name?
Eirinn


19) Are you gonna get drunk later?
nope


20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Oh my, yes.

21) Do you miss someone?
Indeed


22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
chainsaw


23) Do you tan a lot?
Pretty well, actually, except for a few patches of skin on my arms and legs.


24) Have any pets?
Luna


25) How exactly are you feeling?
I feel like I'm at work.

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Pretty much every time.


27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
I guess, in the shower. But not for the sake of being in the bathroom. Nasty.


29) Are you scared of spiders?
Not really, no. Although I don't like them getting into my bed.


31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Probably about 38% of my life thus far.


32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Maybe we'll make it up to Mount Vernon for my mom's birthday.


33) Do you want to have kids?
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO


34) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
Yes. Josh's real name is Michael.


35) Do you type fast?
sort of


36) Do you have piercings? How many?
No.


37) Want any more?
Yes, please.


38) Can you spell well?
Yes, although I am becoming more dyslexic.


40) What are you craving right now?
Calzone.


41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Yes

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Hmmmm.... I don't think so...?


45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe my mom's. But everyone breaks HER heart.


46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Nah


47) Have you made a boyfriend/​girlfriend cry?
Wouldn't you like to know?


49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I'm doing it right now!


50) What should you be doing?
Sleeping, feels like.


51) What's irritating you right now?
Things and stuff.


52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes


53) Does somebody love you?
Yes


54) What are your favorite colors?
Dusty blue, gunmetal, taupe

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes

57) Do you have trust issues?
You'd better believe it.

59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
I really don't think so

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Off and on


63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I rarely cry, so I don't remember. In all likelihood it was Josh.

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
I feel like I do, but maybe I don't.


65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Depends


66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Not really


67) What was your childhood nickname?
Ralphie or Zak

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no


69) Do you think you're a good person?
I try to be. But the definitions of good and evil are pretty suspect.


70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
nah


71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I was reading The Desert Peach


72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
My grandma


73) What is bothering you?
If I say, it would probably upset some people.


74) Have you ever been out of state?
I wasn't even born in this crappy state.

75) Do you play the Wii?
No. Never even touched one.


76) Are you listening to music right now?
Sadly, no.


77) Do you like Chinese food?
Sure. But finding a reputable place to get it is a bit difficult.


78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
yes


79) Are you afraid of the dark?
No, but if I have been known to simultaneously be afraid and be in the dark.


80) Is cheating ever okay?
Cheating as such, I say no. That isn't right. But as long as relationships and all that they involve are safe and consensual, well... It's none of my godamn business how many people you include in it or what you do, eh?


81) Are you mean?
I suppose, in the, well, meanest sense of the word, yes.


82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Not for long.

83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
no

84) Do you believe in true love?
At least enough to cling desperately to the love I do have.


85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
No. All I've done over the past few years is succumb to the effects of entropy. Not on purpose, mind you. It's just that the harder I try, the worse things get.


88) Do you like the outside?
More than the inside


89) Are you currently bored?
yeah, a bit


90) Do you wanna get married?
After school.


92) Are you hungry?
Kind of.


93) Do you have a bank account?
yes


95) Would you change your name?
Yeah, but I feel weird about changing my first name. It's how people know me.


100) Do you like Subway?
Ok, NOW I am hungry.


102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Well, that would be Josh, so I guess I would do what I already do.


103) Do you like to talk to your friends?
Yes. I just don't know what to say.


104)... is missing. notice that?
Who designed this quiz?


105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
All the time. Running into and making small talk with people is so hard. I actually DO want to see them too, so I feel bad about it afterward.


106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Pretty much


107) Who was the last guy you talked to?
Someone asking for headphones at work.


108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/​girlfriend smokes?
I do not like smoking. I would be pretty put off if Josh smoked. I mean, I would get a migraine after any extended contact with him, and that's no way to have a relationship.


109) Do you go to church?
no


110) What's going on between you and your best friend?
My closest friends and I are close. Or getting there. I hope.


111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Molly and/or Hayley.

112) When is the last time you went shopping?
Yesterday. That was... a bummer.


113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
I would like to find out.


114) What do you wear more: jeans,sweats, pants, or shorts?
jeans

115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
If I were a sharpie I wouldn't be able to chose my color.


116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
Break the window - anything not to be seen naked by the neighbors.


117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
no preference


118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
Might have, but not in reference to love in general. Just in one way or another.


119) Do you want to please everyone?
No. Just the people that mean something to me.

120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Well, some Black Sabbath played and it reminded me of my last trip to Yellowstone. Close enough.


121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Almost everyone I know.


122) Are you alone?
No, there is a woman at one of the TVs coughing. >.<


123) Do you have any older siblings?
no


124) Did you speak to your father today?
no

125) When is your birthday?
January 27, 1986.

Huh. Now I don't know what to do for the next 1.5 hours.